Sunday, 29 December 2013

Linked-in to Confucious ?


This is a world of instant choices - Yes / No/ -Click here to agree!  Click here to disagree!

But we worry about our choices being right

Confucious had no such problem – (because he is dead). And also because he was a Know- All.
He discovered the truth about the truth without internet, when he stated ‘to know what you know and to know what you do not know is the characteristic of the one who knows.’

India since the age of the Neolithic when they imported  tooth whitening agents from Germany, meteorite metal for weapons from the asteroid belts in space and philosophers from China, were always famous for their imports.

Imported Chinese Zen philosophers have been popular because they are so easy to understand and apply to local conditions. Indians are very positive about indigenisation.

That is why our Indian Educational system in India got rid of all that thinking crap and decided that the goal of all education was to do what Confucious laid out as knowing – know /not know - Which led to the development of  whole new generation of brilliant young minds.

My son too has prospered and been successful under this system, so I may add that I can vouch for it.

When he was preparing for high school exams he would choose a student who would help him and that used to be always a student who failed in the examination. I was curious about how this worked.

He said “I passed because the portion of the course material I studied came for the exams and the portion of the course that he studied, did not. So by the law of Zen learning -to know what you know is not enough, you must get to know what you do not know from the one who knows but did not have the luck to get the right questions for which he had the right answers.”

It is a foolproof method of passing CBSE board exams.

Simple?

And can be vastly improved if the master and student discuss the theories of probability of the exam questions before the examinations, over chilled beer.

But as we are all aware life is not always simple. Adulthood turns out a little more complex than high school gymnastics in knowledge. It is about the art of congesting bits and bytes. And, of how much Bit to Byte.

Research from California, San Diego University, states that an average person today is exposed the tremendous volume of data thru the internet, television and other media-   around 34 gigabytes of information per day.  Something that it is clearly not designed to handle as of now. This creates serious problems for the brain creating shorter attention spans. We respond to data but have no time to absorb and assimilate it Being constantly subject to information results in shorter attention spans, low memory and mental fatigue.

But that is nobody’s problem but yours.You have to use your brains whether it can or cannot process the data within the time frame and come to a conclusion .And you have no other choice but to choose right.

There was this man who was a great believer of St. Francis.One day, while hiking in the mountains, he slipped and fell off a cliff.While falling, he prayed to St. Francis to save his life. Suddenly, a big hand came out of the clouds and grabbed him, stopping his fall.
“Thank you, St. Francis,” sobbed the grateful man. “I knew I could depend on you.”
A celestial voice boomed out of the clouds – “Hang on – before we go any further, which St. Francis did you call for – St. Francis Xavier or St. Francis of Assissi?”

That happens too…

What about the sheer pleasure of being wrong? Or procrastinating over the ponderables versus the imponderables? It does not exist.

You always have to know how much bit to byte…

My Mother- in -Law presiding over the dining table asks me “how many chapattis will you eat?”

I get one split second for giving the pat reply.

Her commandment for the correct answer cannot be ignored because she is the undisputed descendent of Confucious ( the one who knows all ) , and she says that  being incorrect has dire consequences.

The wrong number from me will either lead to wanton wastage affecting the hungry in the third word countries or my hungry stomach languishing in hunger in the world of the privileged.

I am unable to consult my stomach in the assigned one split second.

I lost the vision of my belly button to that. The internet states that the inability to take the right decision on a number relating to the consumption of round wheat foods can lead to a permanent loss of the belly button.

Right or wrong?

Copyright © 2013,Lima Sehgal
Republication or dissemination of the contents of this article are expressly prohibited without the written consent of the publishers of Jobnet magazine and the Author


No comments:

Post a Comment